Hindi Jokes-3



16) ईनाम के हकदार वो लोग
भी है..
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जो दारु पीने के बाद पूछते हैँ..
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यार देखियो जरा..
मुँह से बदबू तो नहीँ आ रही
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17) हफ्ते भर पहले LIC वाला बीवी को LIC के कुछ फायदे बता कर गया था.
साला उसके बाद से बीवी न तो शराब पीने से मना करती हैं न सिगरेट। grin.pngtongue.png
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18) He - Kudi kehndi pehle jaguar lelo, fir jinna marzi pyar lelo. Leli jaguar

She - Olx pe bech de or do cars lele. Ek even number aur ek odd. grin.pngtongue.png
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19) सुबह सुबह आकर सोये हुए को जगाने के लिये उसकी रजाई खींच लेने को महापाप की श्रेणी में रखा जायेगा।
tongue.pnggrin.png
20) निया की सारी बेज्जती एक तरफ.
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और लड़की के सामने बाईक_स्टार्ट ना होने पर
वो बेज्जती एक तरफ tongue.pngtongue.png
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