Hindi Jokes-2



8) Court ये decide नहीं कर सका कि सलमान खान ने दारु पी थी या नहीं...
इधर phone पर hello बोलते ही बीवी बता देती है कि आज कितने पैग लगाए हैं
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9) मैं लड़कियों की driving के हरगिज़ खिलाफ
नहीं,
लेकिन एक्सीडेंट के समय ब्रेक मारने की
जगह चीख मारना, awwwe ये कहाँ का इंसाफ है
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10) आपके गंभीर से गंभीर विषय पे दिये जाने वाले भाषण से ज्यादा अटेंशन...
लड़कियों के "एक्सक्यूज़ मी" को मिलता है।

tongue.pnggrin.png
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11) *सबसे तेज चैनल पर ब्रेकिंग न्यूज।*

ठंड की वजह से तबाही। नाक बहने की लडकियों की Selfie में आई भारी गिरावट। grin.png
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14) बड़ी बेवफ़ा हो जाती है ग़ालिब, ये घड़ी भी सर्दियों में,

5 मिनट और सोने की सोचो तो, 30 मिनट आगे बढ़ जाती है tongue.png
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15) आज कल आर्थिक मंदी
इतनी फ़ैल गयी है की . . . .
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लोग अपनी अपनी बीवी से
प्यार करने लगे है .. tongue.png
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