Hindi Jokes 5



27) तु अमीरों की रानी
मैं जमींदार का बेटा प्रिय
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28) तु BMW सी कार
मैं फोर्ड ट्रेक्टर प्रिय
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29) तू महंगे परफ्यूम सी,

मैं गीली मिटटी की सौंधी खुशबू प्रिये tongue.png
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30) मैं अपना दुःख किसको सुनाऊँ
यारों ?
एक ही girlfriend का नंबर था मेरे
पास
वो भी निर्मल बाबा और पंकज भाऊ की बातों में
आकर डीलिट कर दिया !! tongue.pnggrin.png


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